Tuesday, April 28, 2009

What type of Single LDS gal can you look forward to meeting?

We have looked at the different guys that you might meet in an LDS singles ward. Now we turn our attention the array of girls you might meet on a typical Sunday at your singles ward.

“The Flight Attendant”-Clear this girl for landing and make way for all her baggage. She carries the weight of past relationships on her shoulders, on her face, and on the tip of her tongue jumping at an open ear who will receive her woeful cries. Sitting next to this girl in Sacrament meeting you will find out more about what has gone on in her life in the last 6 months than you would from living with your roommates for the last six years. You cannot do or say anything to this girl without evoking a “Whats that supposed to mean?” or “He used to always tell me.” When you date the flight attendant you not only have to work really hard on your own imperfections but you have to constantly apologize for those who have gone before you and marked the path.

“The Dew-Gooder”- Part of your heart really goes out for this girl in the singles ward. There is an old adage that says “You should always marry above you” that why you are constantly working hard every day just to keep up with the one that you love. That works for everyone except for “The Dew-Gooder.” Paying homage to former Relief Society presidency member Sheri Dew(Wiki), the “Dew-Gooder” is too good for anyone in the ward to date. She has educated herself, managed her home, learned the gospel, kept her physical, mental, financial, and spiritual goals in check, and by so doing intimidated any would be suitor. She wants more than anything to have someone who will love her and meet her where she stands in life but the man that would be her equal is few and far between.

“The Senior Companion”-Regardless of how long this Sister has been home for the mission, if you ever date her you know who will be in charge. You can recognize her by her mission issue shoes and plain conservative dress (Sister Dress Requirements). Her hair will be moderate length and style. Her testimonies always begin with “I have had some challenging experiences in the last (however long it was since she last bore her testimony) and I just have to say how grateful that I am for the challenges that the Lord has blessed me with.




Blogs introductions to 3 Types of single LDS girls
http://confessionsofasinglemormongirl.blogspot.com/2008/05/just-call-me-bridget.html
http://confessionsofasinglemormongirl.blogspot.com/2008/05/who-am-i-leah.html
http://confessionsofasinglemormongirl.blogspot.com/2008/05/marcia-marcia-marcia.html

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